10. They’re an obvious threat to our safety and well-being.
9. Getting involved in Middle East civil wars has a long history of working out well for us.
8. It will definitely show that the Nobel committee knew what it was doing in handing our President a peace prize .
7. Nothing makes stock prices go up like the possibility of World War III starting.
6. Cruise missiles were BOGO this week. And we had a coupon.
5. Having to protest a war will confuse Republicans so badly they may actually pass immigration reform by mistake.
4. Our weapons are now so good that there is a 0% chance of catastrophic collateral damage.
3. Our allies totally support it.
2. Violence fixes everything.
1. Two Words: Bush Legacy. Now Obama will have one too.